Instagram All the Things You Said
Black Tumblr Themes
You get what you take and you see what you make. Life's not that hard when you just don't care about a damn thing. Step on a few people-kill a few dreams and you'll be fine, promise.

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

mireligionerestu:

I love Lady Gaga.

image

But only her first two albums.

image

harrystylesdildo:

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

harrystylesdildo:

when you in church and the preacher starts talkin about homosexuality being an abomination and you gay AF

image

Unless you go to an LGBTQ* church like I do. LOL

image

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

image

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

image